Hi Crappysauce
My name is Jon and I am an independent technical adviser. Sorry to hear you are experiencing issues and I would really like to help you find a resolution.
Press Windows key + R
Type services.msc
Browse the list and find the Bluetooth Support Service
Double click the entry, stop the service and set the type to disabled
Click OK
You may want to do the same for the Bluetooth User Support Service as well.
Hope this helps.