Thanks, Rez and Barb. That information is helpful.
My Surface Pro 9 works fine for now despite this issue. I am not sure but think the problem might be as simple as restoring the SMBIOS information. With luck, that will lead to easy correction of all other issues.
I want to fix that before I pay the high cost of more disruptive solutions. I need this computer. Even a short loss of it would be significant, and if were unnecessarily reimaged, reconfiguring it would be another lost day or two.
So I want a Microsoft facility near me in Washington DC to reinitialize the SMBIOS while I wait and without reimaging the device. I understand Microsoft needs physical access to the machine to do this. Getting a Surface reinitialized used to be incredibly convenient when there was a physical Microsoft Store 10 minutes from my home.
My main problem now is getting through front line support. It has no troubleshooting capability and doesn't handle much more than facilitating returns and telling users about settings.
The bigger problem is communication. All my recent calls have been on phone connections that were so poor communication would have been challenging even if the techs spoke fluent English, and fluent English was not what I encountered. It is no exaggeration to say that for anything even slightly complicated, I could not understand them, and they could not understand me. I don't blame them. I don't think they're supposed to troubleshoot, and the communication quality sounded like a shortwave broadcast from the other side of the world. But I somehow need to get through that to solve this problem.