FIXED MYSELF
Fix Summary**
All praise chatgpt
Cause: Razer Synapse. It installed a hidden super secret keyboard HID device driver that blocked the unmodified Z key system-wide (even On-Screen Keyboard). Shift+Z / Ctrl+Z still worked.
How
Open Device Manager → Keyboards → HID Keyboard Device → Driver Details
Found Razer filter driver: RzDev_0099.sys
Uninstalled Razer Synapse
Uninstalled the HID device with “Delete driver software” checked
- Disabled all Razer services, nuked all razer files, razer exorcism
- Deleted Razer account (hoping to reinstall later with reset settings and cloud)
Result was confirmed Synapse profile/driver issue. Not a Windows issue. Not a keyboard issue.
Also some advice, don't screw around in that menu.