Hinweis
Für den Zugriff auf diese Seite ist eine Autorisierung erforderlich. Sie können versuchen, sich anzumelden oder das Verzeichnis zu wechseln.
Für den Zugriff auf diese Seite ist eine Autorisierung erforderlich. Sie können versuchen, das Verzeichnis zu wechseln.
Twitter is great fun and switched on DBAs use it for two reasons, they have their servers under control so they have time for a bit of fun during the day and occasionally need to phone a friend to get tech tip or share some insight.
I caught this hashtag, #thingsYouShouldNeverHearADbaSay, in a quite moment 10 minutes ago and it’s like a SQL version of a mock the week tragedy I wanted to post a few of them hear to have a bit of fun and possibly enlighten a few of you !:
- @SQLCraftsman: I don't have to worry about I/O because I use a SAN.
- @SQLChicken: RAID 5 is our backup strategy!
- @jayape: I just made you a sysadmin, now you don't have to keep asking me for permissions
- @aaronbertrand: I've changed all of the databases in production to use both AutoShrink and AutoClose
- @paulrandal: Nope - the backups were on that drive too.
- @simon_sabin: Just use sa, the password is blank
- @chrissie1: Excel can do this and much more
- @mike_walsh: Wow. It really IS the database! Sorry, guys... I've been blaming the developers and storage guys so long!
- @onpnt: We have more than one sql server installed here?!
No doubt there’ll be more to follow, but you might want to follow a few of the guys mentioned here, they do actually know what they’re talking about. BTW you’ll find me on there as @DeepFat.