Hello,
You are hitting a corrupted Notion update. That error means a native module inside Notion broke, so the app cannot start or uninstall. A clean reinstall fixes it.
Close Notion first. Press Ctrl+Shift+Esc, end any Notion.exe, Notion Helper, Update.exe or Squirrel processes. Then do a cleanup and reinstall with Windows built-in tools.
Open Windows Terminal as Administrator and run these commands exactly, one line at a time:
taskkill /f /im Notion.exe
taskkill /f /im Update.exe
taskkill /f /im squirrel.exe
rd /s /q "%LocalAppData%\Programs\Notion"
rd /s /q "%AppData%\Notion"
rd /s /q "%LocalAppData%\SquirrelTemp"
rd /s /q "%LocalAppData%\Notion"
Now, restart the PC and reinstall Notion. The easiest and safest way is with winget from the Command Prompt:
winget install Notion.Notion
After install, launch Notion and sign-in. If anything in these steps fails, tell me exactly which command and what message you see, and I will adjust the fix.