Dear postal resident

When you enter an issue in Ladybug you should always get a response from us. We have a goal of responding to every issue you report. 

When I write my response, I identify myself clearly, so you can come complain if you don't like what I say. 

I also like to address the bug opener by first name. However, today I came across one where a handle was used, clearly not a name. I'm not interested in writing “Dear Fuzzybear99”. So instead I wrote:

Dear “Valued Customer”,

I hope they get the joke.

Comments

• Anonymous
  July 16, 2004
  The sad thing is that perhaps this poor person was the teenage son or daughter of a couple of deranged BBSers from the 80s who thought that "Fuzzybear99" would make a great first name.
• Anonymous
  July 16, 2004
  LOL!
  
  I remember in Everquest I had guildmates who named their child "Kael".
  
  http://eqbeastiary.allakhazam.com/search.shtml?id=5509&mid=103677398713595
  
  
• Anonymous
  July 19, 2004
  My old roommate ran into a couple with sons Anakin and Kal-el.