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Dear Jake,
Good day! Thanks for posting in the community. We are happy to help you.
Regarding your query, currently, there is no such function in Excel. As you mentioned, you may use the Translate feature under the Review tab or use the add-in, like Excel Functions Translator to translate the content.
Based on the situation, I would like to suggest you vote for the idea in our Microsoft Feedback Portal where other members also voted for a similar idea here. It’s the platform for us to hear your voice and improve our products.
Appreciate your understanding and patience.
Sincerely,
George | Microsoft Community Moderator