Just to be clear:
You are recommending that I wipe my machine, lose everything I've done for 6 months and pretend that this device will never have a problem again. I do not find that an acceptable answer, that is just another version of Bricking the device. I have unmarked this as an answer.
A good solution path would be to find a way to fix the machine so it was useable and trusted again,
Three things I need to mention here: (1) The average person will not be able to recover their files, afterall the machine always boots up to "Please wait while we install a system update". I know how to get around this. (2) I had already implemented cloud back and therefore could recover my data from that location. (3) The recovery procedures to not suggest that the person use a 16 or 32 gig USB drive, that should be mentioned.
Anyway, if this recover procedure works, I will still have an untrusted machine just waiting to break again.
Since there is no coherent recovery process, this is still a brick. Fortunately I have the resources to buy a real replacement computer that is less likely to break. Most people are not as lucky as me.