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Try to enable all the options, make sure that you have the ‘Turn On Toggle Keys’ enabled an alert each time you press the CAPS LOCK, NUM LOCK, or SCROLL LOCK keys. These alerts can help prevent the frustration of inadvertently pressing a key and not realizing it.
If both the options are checked, the issue could be related to the sound.
When you check these options and reboot your computer, do you see that options checked or it is unchecked?
If these options remain checked, then you can check if the System sounds are working fine.
You can check this from the Device Manager.
Open Device Manager, Expand System Devices, under that check is System Sound is listed.
Try to update the driver if there is an option.
I hope that this information helps.
Thanks.
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