So I have this issue that's making me almost foam out the mouth. I would like to ask you in advance to lack copy and paste answers. I understand that many Microsoft fellows have a clipboard with generic responses, but if this were generic it wouldn't be
an issue, and if the fifty or so Microsoft pages had displayed anything of use I wouldn't include links.
When using the menu "turn windows features on or off", my computer allows me to install all of the options, by which point it tells me "the function attempted to use a name that is reserved for use by another action", by which point it sends me to a lackluster
set of Microsoft solutions.
Before you jump from your seat, I have all of my updates. I have every basic, required Windows necessity. (Adobe, Java, Silverlight, Media Player, Paint. You say it, I've got it.)
The first is group policy editor. I don't use Windows 8.1 Professional. I use Windows 8.1 Home.
The second is a rescue disk. I literally have never had one.
The third is to reinstall windows, which, is essentially nuking the pancake in terms of sheer data lost and price cost. I bought my computer in a store and I don't have windows 8 on a disk.
The fourth is the "windows update site", which every single one of you, no offense, have left a derelict link to. Amongst those links were an army of generic copy paste responses that sent me wheeling in fury. You would imagine that after it was "so helpful"
and "used for Windows 8", Microsoft wouldn't toss both the question and the site used for an answer in the garbage like stale pasta.
The fifth, god help the person responding to this madness, was this:
https://support.microsoft.com/en-us/kb/971058
The fix it button is worthless, huge surprise. It gives me a random error it "fixed", and then says job done. No. All of the no. It fixed nothing. Also, even for somebody who's first computer was run on DOS, those directions after that "fix it" button are
ridiculous.
Last is sfc /scannow.
http://answers.microsoft.com/en-us/windows/forum/windows8\_1-system/microsoft-windows-unified-telemetry-client-files/98099e5d-0965-44e4-8efa-36baec134738
I did that, and it told me that I was missing some Windows update registry files.
I was like 'Kay.
Then I found this site through search, after asking 5 forums and looking through google, ask, bing and yahoo, which lead me to Winthruster:
http://www.solvusoft.com/en/errors/runtime-errors/microsoft-corporation/microsoft-update/80071a90-microsoft-update-error-code-80071a90/
It provided an incredible amount of information on what was happening. Apparently it's a registry error, but with a catch. Their program displayed some intelligence, but I remain unconvinced. I don't trust programs like ccleaner, and Winthruster, despite
it's "Microsoft seal", among other things, it still wants money from me and I refused.
What do I do? This is ridiculous. I've asked for help on every forum I can find. I even asked 4chan /tech/, which is literally like the casino of internet help.
Please help.