PLEASE FIX THIS. This update has failed over 20 times.
Surely at least one Microsoft employee is smart enough to fix this problem. A simple call to any of the people suffering from the problem would allow this one employee to see what's wrong.
EXTREMELY UNHAPPY.
Hi
open CMD as administrator, an type one by one:
SC config wuauserv start= auto [Press Enter]
SC config bits start= auto [Press Enter]
SC config cryptsvc start= auto [Press Enter]
SC config trustedinstaller start= auto [Press Enter]
reboot system
Hope this helps!