Rather than waste your effort spitting into the wind, I'll explain what appears to be the reason that Microsoft chose not to do this with Defender.
In earlier versions of Microsoft Security Essentials the ability to automatically scan USB removable devices was configurable and as I recall, it was once included in Windows Defender as well. However, in more recent versions of Defender it has changed to require relatively extreme workarounds like the one Dave provided above.
After dozens of such requests referencing other security software and expectations, I finally saw an explanation that made sense several months ago, though I can't provide a reference to the thread since it was so obvious when I heard it that I didn't feel the need to save a favorite to the thread.
The reason for this is that automatically scanning any removable device is dangerous, since unless the user is fully aware this is happening, they might attempt to remove the device in the middle of the scan. Since there's no ability for the operating system to arbitrate this potential conflict it's highly likely this will result in logical damage to device data and the potential for the corruption and loss of all data the device contains, since devices like flash drives are serial communications devices and the corruption of a key section of the device's directory could destroy the index to all data it contains.
Now this scenario isn't actually that likely if an individual properly ejects and waits for the notification it's safe to remove the device, but if they simply pull it out or the scan happens to be performing a critical set of steps relating to the removal of malware or other more complex directory operations at the time the device is removed, then the chances for data loss increase exponentially.
So though on its surface this sounds like a reasonable idea, a relatively simple analysis of the potential for loss of data leads to an obvious explanation for why it was removed and is unlikely to ever return.
Rob