Hello ChadUpton,
Good day! I'm John Dev a Windows user like you and I'll be happy to assist you today. I know this has been difficult for you, Rest assured, I'm going to do my best to help you.
Press Start then search Language Settings
Under Preferred languages, add English (United States)
After that, remove English (United Kingdom)
Restart your computer
Go back to Language Settings
Add English (United Kingdom)
Remove English (United States)
Restart your computer
Please check if the issue persists
Kindly let me know if this helps or if you have any further concerns.
Kind regards,
John DeV
Independent Advisor