Hi, Elliott,
Sorry to hear you're experiencing this issue.
If you are stuck on the out-of-box experience process, you can use this procedure to set up Windows using a local account, and then configure your Microsoft account.
- In the "Let's connect you to a network" page
1-Press Shift+F10 to open the Command Prompt
2-Type this command and press Enter:
oobe\bypassnro
3-Your computer will reboot automatically, and you may need to start the out-of-box experience again
4-In the "Let's connect you to a network" page, click on "I don't have internet" at the bottom of the page
5-Then click on "Continue with limited setup"
6-Then follow the instructions to create a local account and finish the Out-of-box experience
When finished, connect your computer to the internet and configure your Microsoft account.
1-Select Start > Settings > Accounts > Your info.
2-Select "Sign in with a Microsoft account instead".
3-Follow the prompts to switch to your Microsoft account.
I hope this information helps. If you have any questions, please let me know and I'll be glad to assist you further.