Thanks for the quick response! I seemed to have found the issue thanks to the stack overflow, and your recommendation.
Incase anyone else runs into these issues, I recommend.
#1 Configure Azure App Service, Azure Resources, Azure Function Per Image Below



#2 Closely inspect your library imports and requirements.txt. In my case, the requirements.txt needed to be uuid0 instead of uuid. Very frustratingly.
Here's what mine looked like
import azure.functions as func
import logging
try:
import pyodbc
import json
import uuid
import requests
from concurrent.futures import ThreadPoolExecutor
from datetime import datetime
import traceback # Import the traceback module
import time
import random
except:
pass
'''
azure-functions
pyodbc
requests
uuid0
'''
#3 Review this article: https://stackoverflow.com/questions/77657713/function-app-deployment-on-premium-subscription
Hopefully Microsoft will come up with a solution/fix for this awful user experience.
Cheers,
Riley