Hello again! Thank you so much for your support. I have managed to find a way to fix the problem by myself. I found the solution was the top video when I searched "user profile service failed", by Victor Explains, so i guess I didn't search well enough 🙃. The video is linked below, but I did write down the process if you would rather read
[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hJ0fefP2ffU]
So I went into the troubleshooting options by holding Shift and clicking Restart, then clicking on "Troubleshoot" in the menu that opens up. Then I pressed "Reset this PC", and "Keep my files". If I remember correctly, I previously pressed "Remove everything". Then, I chose my account, entered my password, and chose "Local reinstall". Previously, I had used "Cloud download". After that, it was just the waiting game.
This made my PC appear as completely fresh, with all of my files, apps, and personal settings removed. Which is what i wanted. It is rather embarrassing that I found the solution so easily after going through so much trouble and asking for help, but in my defence I am a silly goose.
Hope this helps anyone!