I followed all the steps up to 5c, then Microsoft FixIt says "Service 'BITS' (BITS) failed to start. Verify that you have sufficient privileges to start system services"...I just want to get Windows Update working again.
Assuming your User Account does have sufficient privileges, this is yet another possible symptom of infection. Windows Update will never work if BITS can't be started and/or if "Windows update doesn't show up in services.msc" and/or if attempting to Start or Stop "wuauserv continues to yield The service name is invalid."
IMPORTANT! => A new batch of Windows Updates will be released less than an hour from now. See http://technet.microsoft.com/security/bulletin/ms12-aug
I'm content to just uninstall MSE and use Malwarebytes and SUPERAntiSpyware...
A computer should not be connected to the internet or any local networks (i.e., other computers) without a fully-functional anti-virus application installed with up-to-date Definitions. Neither MalwareBytes Anti-Malware (MBAM nor SAS is an anti-virus application - and the free versions of MBAM and SAS do not include realtime protection.
Speaking of which, MBAM PRO is not installed right now, correct?
Note: Chances are that no anti-virus application or anti-spyware application will properly install at this point.
I also need to correct something from earlier: It turns out that Win7 WAS installed on my computer when I got it.
I thought that might be the case.
I have to do college [application?] soon, and I really need my computer functional and secure.
OPTION A: Residents of North America (US & CA), the UK (and perhaps other regions now) may obtain Microsoft-sponsored Premium (i.e., paid) Support via the Answer Desk => www.answerdesk.com [2]
OPTION B (Recommended): See...
• Cleaning a Compromised System
http://technet.microsoft.com/en-us/library/cc700813.aspx
Then see the (my) ANSWER post in this thread and follow those instructions (to-the-letter &in order! ) to return your computer to a secure & functional state: http://answers.microsoft.com/thread/bc95f2f0-7968-4bd0-8de5-70b83db31fa6
If you need additional assistance with the clean install of Win7, please begin your own, new thread in this forum: http://answers.microsoft.com/en-us/windows/forum/windows_7-system
Note: IMHO your computer should NOT be connected to the internet or any local networks (i.e., other computers) in its current state. All of your personal data (e.g., online banking & credit-card passwords) should be considered at-risk, if not already compromised.
Wish I'd had better news for you. Good luck!
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[1] $99.00 USD for "up to 2 hours" of remote support; fee must be paid up front; no guarantees