Thank you for providing additional information. It's clear that you've thoroughly explored various avenues to address the slow network connection issue. Since the issue appears to be quite intricate and involves specific hardware and networking configurations, here are a few more suggestions to consider when you're back from vacation:
Temporary Profile Issue: Sometimes, Windows can encounter profile corruption issues that might impact various system functionalities, including networking. When you return from vacation, you could try creating a new user profile and see if the issue persists when using the new profile. If the problem doesn't occur in the new profile, it could indicate a problem with your original profile.
-<Create a local user or administrator account in Windows - Microsoft Support>Network Adapter Replacement: Since the issue seems to persist across different types of network adapters (built-in, USB dongle), it could potentially indicate an issue at a higher system level. Still, if you have access to another laptop or device, you could test these network adapters on a different system to verify if they are functioning normally. Or you can replace a new Wireless network card, observe whether the problem is reproduced on this network card.
Check Group Policies: Sometimes, group policies set by organizations can have unintended effects on networking behavior. If your laptop is part of a domain, check if there are any group policies related to network settings that could be causing the issue.
Please take your time and enjoy your vacation. When you return, you can gradually work through these suggestions to try to pinpoint and resolve the issue. It's clear that you're taking a systematic approach to troubleshooting, and I hope you're able to find a solution to the problem. If you have further questions or updates, feel free to ask.