Dear Parker Hansen,
Thanks for posting in Microsoft community. We are glad to help you.
Firstly, we would like to confirm some information:
1.What version of Office are you using? Could you attach a screenshot of the Files>Account page like below:
2.If you could attach a screenshot of your ribbon so we could understand which buttons are missing on your side.
Thanks for your understanding and cooperation! Hope you keep safe and healthy always.
Sincerely,
Sean | Microsoft Community Moderator