Processes in Microsoft 365 for setting up Office apps, redeeming product keys, and activating licenses.
Thanks for the reply. As you can see, something is pretty clearly not working as intended. Having already done the initial legwork of noticing, documenting, researching, solution-testing, and, finally, reporting the issue (as well as uploading a source file to a third party for troubleshooters to investigate since these forums lack such a feature)..... I don't see any compelling reason to post my question into a different community.
If Microsoft had a quality control department (do they?), well, they now have everything available to investigate on their own and come up with a solution on their own.
For anyone else experiencing this problem, I would recommend just don't even bother with the charts.