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Position requires comparing an insanely complicated, poorly documented product to a nonexistent or woefully incomplete specification. Help from original developers will be minimal and given grudgingly. Product will be used in environments that vary widely with multiple users, multiple platforms, multiple languages and other such impossibilities yet unknown but just as important. Performance, security and privacy are absolute must haves and the applicant is expected to teach us exactly what that means. Post release failures are unacceptable and could cause us to go out of business so some knowledge of appropriate quality buzzwords is necessary.

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  • Anonymous
    November 18, 2008
    PingBack from http://www.tmao.info/software-tester-wanted/

  • Anonymous
    November 19, 2008
    Funny! This is a dead-on interpretation of many job postings I have seen.

  • Anonymous
    November 19, 2008
    I've actually gotten a lot of questions about whether this is real.

  • Anonymous
    November 24, 2008
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    December 18, 2008
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  • Anonymous
    January 14, 2009
    Ambiguity Expert for Harvey Nash:  This was the title of a QA Engineer job posting on the Yahoo group SeaQAJobSeekers about a year ago.  Seemed to me very descriptive of environments we testers frequently find ourselves in.  No idea what company Harvey Nash was recruiting for, but I thought the title alone provided fair warning of what a tester might expect.

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    October 01, 2012
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