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Ten Ways to Kill An Enterprise Architecture Practice

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Have you seen practices that you know could kill an Enterprise Architecture practice?  I have.  A recent LinkedIn thread asked for examples, and I came up with my top ten.  I’d love to hear your additions to the list.

How to screw up an EA practice

  1. Get a senior leader to ask for EA without any idea of what he is going to get for it. If necessary, lie. Tell leaders that EA will improve their agility or reduce complexity without telling them that THEY and THEIR BUSINESS will have to change.
  2. Set no goals. Allow individual architects to find their own architecture opportunities and to do them any way they want.   Encourage cowboy architecture.
  3. Buy a tool first. Tell everyone that they need to wait for results until the tool is implemented and all the integration is complete.
  4. Get everyone trained on a "shell framework" like Zachman. Then tell your stakeholders that using the framework will provide immediate benefits.
  5. Work with stakeholders to make sure that your EA's are involved in their processes without any clear idea of what the EA is supposed to do there. Just toss 'em in and let them float.
  6. Delete all the data from your tool. Give no one any reason why. You were just having a bad hair day.
  7. Get in front of the most senior people you can, and when you get there, tell them how badly they do strategic planning.
  8. Change your offerings every four months. Each time, only share the new set of architectural services with about 20% of your stakeholders.
  9. Create a conceptual model of the enterprise that uses terms that no one in the enterprise uses. Refer to well known business thinkers as sources. When people complain, tell them that they are wrong. Never allow aliases.
  10. Every time you touch an IT project, slow it down. Occasionally throw a fit and stop an IT project just for fun. Escalate as high as you can every time. Win your battles at all costs.

Your career will be short. :-)

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  • Anonymous
    September 05, 2013
    If the careers were short this list wouldn't be possible, obviously the careers are long and this sort of thing happens all the time.

  • Anonymous
    September 05, 2013
    @Ethan,  These things do happen, but not usually all at the same time or all in the same practice, and nearly never by the same person.  If you really want a short career, do them all.

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  • Anonymous
    September 19, 2013
    Nice List. To this, I would perhaps add: Over promise and under deliver. E.g promise roadmaps that will answer all the business concerns, and continually fail to deliver

  • Anonymous
    October 05, 2013
    Love 7, 9 & 10. The "don't you know how smart EA is" trifecta.