Sdílet prostřednictvím


John Mayer needs a Haircut

So I'm packing today for my trip, and preferrably I fly America Airlines if at all possible. I'm one of those guys who actually likes to read the America Way magazine and I usually stuff the complimentary copy of the magazine in my bag if I don't finish it before my flight completes.

Well, anyways....A couple of months ago John Mayer was on the cover and they had an article about him. My wife is a BIG fan of John Mayer. She simply loves him and his music. I like him to, but it only goes as far as really diggin' his music and his ability as an artist. My wife on the other hand, is bleepin' nuts about him. So what do I do? I store the magazine in my laptop bag and eagerly await when I can give her the copy I have with the cover article about her favorite artist.

So it's been a couple of months, and I forgot about it, but when cleaning out my bag today, I pull it out and lay it on the table for her. When she gets back to the house, I figured I might get a response such as

"Thanks honey! You were thinking of me, I love you so much for that"

or

"Gee honey, now I know that when you travel you're keeping me in your thoughts, what a great husband you are"

or

"Cool, thanks honey. I appreciate this, it's really cool"

but instead what do I get? What are the first words out of her mouth?

"He needs a haircut".

I was devastated. Argh!!!

- Keith

Comments

  • Anonymous
    August 17, 2006
    Do we share the same wife?  ;-)
  • Anonymous
    August 17, 2006
    The comment has been removed
  • Anonymous
    August 18, 2006
    LOL!!!  :-)
  • Anonymous
    August 18, 2006
    On the dialogs she keeps popping out at me and the messages I keep missing, I think I figured it out....I installed a pop-up blocker
  • Anonymous
    June 08, 2009
    PingBack from http://hairgrowthproducts.info/story.php?id=4220