@Redistro, Thanks for posting in Q&A. Based on the information you provided, it seems that you are experiencing some common issues with Intune policy reports. One of the issues is inaccurate "pending" status. This means that even though a policy has been deployed to a device, the status of the policy still shows as "pending" instead of "success". This issue can occur even if the device is powered on and synced. As per the Microsoft documentation, The "Pending" status means that the policy is sent to the device, but the device has not reported back to Intune yet.
Based on my experience, the report status has delay sometime. you can wait some more times like 24 hours to see if it will change. If it is still pending, please open case to check the background logs to see where it stuck. Here is a link with the steps to open case:
https://learn.microsoft.com/en-us/mem/get-support
Hope the above can help.
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