@Hunter9676, Thanks for posting in Q&A. To deploy python, please ensure the install command is working, please manually test the install command on one affected device.
Here is a link list the install command and detection rule, you can refer.
https://www.anoopcnair.com/intune-guide-to-deploy-python-enterprise-app/
Note: Non-Microsoft link, just for the reference.
Or you can consider Microsoft Intune Enterprise App Management which mentioned in above link to help you deploy Python. But as this is an Intune add-o which needs additional Intune suite license.
https://learn.microsoft.com/en-us/mem/intune/apps/apps-enterprise-app-management
Hope the above information can help.
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