Well it decided to crash again. This time a new log file was too large. As such I'm going for a more permanent fix and just installing Windows 10. This has become too much of a nuisance to continue. I'll keep being a part of this thread as much as I can, but this is unacceptable.
The maximum file size for session "EventLog-Microsoft-Windows-Kernel-Process-Analytic" has been reached. As a result, events might be lost (not logged) to file "C:\Windows\System32\Winevt\Logs\Microsoft-Windows-Kernel-Process0x8800081Analytic.etl". The maximum files size is currently set to 1048576 bytes.